THE MODERN PATTERN
RECOGNITION TEST
Q1. Did you vote for him in 2016?
(IF YES, proceed to Q2. We all make
mistakes.)
Q2. Did you vote for him in 2020?
(IF YES, proceed to Q3. Concern is
noted.)
Q3. Did you vote for him in 2024?
(IF YES, please put down your
pencil.)
RESULT: CRITICAL FAILURE
IN PATTERN RECOGNITION.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shirt sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
